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Emotionless Dreams
Nothing is Real
Created on 2006-07-07 01:08:35 (#10611180), last updated 2009-06-12
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Basic Info| Name: | MK |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-08-11 |
| Location: | Winona, United States |
BioI'm a college student hoping to graduate in the next year. I study writing with a minor in communications, so ideally this little "bio" portion should be brilliant and fascinating and witty and all of the things it's not, but I'm just not brilliant and fascinating and witty all of the time.
I live in Minnesota, USA - aka, Land of A Lot of Fucking Lakes. The town I live in is what I like to refer to as West Bumblefuck, Minnesota, but it's really Monticello. I go to school in Winona (yes, like the kleptmaniac actress and the fattest Judd) which is one of the most boring towns in the world, despite its raging college student population and "hopping bar scene" (so not true).
Someday, I'll be an editor/writer/town hero and everyone will buy the books I write and then see fit to send me awards, money, and marriage proposals. Currently, I'm working on being a huge bitch (which I'm doing quite well at) and constantly ridiculing people (which I'm doing even better at). I'm sarcastic and witty and make remarks that come across as dumb, but are actually profound because I say so. "My teeth are loud!" was not a drunken proclamation but a statement at the height of existential nirvana; I'm actually a goddess.
My lifelong goals include: (some of these are more profound than others)
~ punching someone in the face
~ winning a Pulitzer Prize
~ playing the guitar without looking like a tool
~ seeing Journey in concert
I live in Minnesota, USA - aka, Land of A Lot of Fucking Lakes. The town I live in is what I like to refer to as West Bumblefuck, Minnesota, but it's really Monticello. I go to school in Winona (yes, like the kleptmaniac actress and the fattest Judd) which is one of the most boring towns in the world, despite its raging college student population and "hopping bar scene" (so not true).
Someday, I'll be an editor/writer/town hero and everyone will buy the books I write and then see fit to send me awards, money, and marriage proposals. Currently, I'm working on being a huge bitch (which I'm doing quite well at) and constantly ridiculing people (which I'm doing even better at). I'm sarcastic and witty and make remarks that come across as dumb, but are actually profound because I say so. "My teeth are loud!" was not a drunken proclamation but a statement at the height of existential nirvana; I'm actually a goddess.
My lifelong goals include: (some of these are more profound than others)
~ punching someone in the face
~ winning a Pulitzer Prize
~ playing the guitar without looking like a tool
~ seeing Journey in concert
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acrylic paints, america, apple, apples, art, art films, avenue q, being coy, being mad at people, big cities, biking, blue, body art, bohemian, breathing, british, broadway musicals, cats, ceiling fans, cheese, chicago, chicken nuggets, comedy, communication studies, complete honesty, cosmopolitan, crazy artistic people, creaky hinges, creative writing, dark comedy, decemberists, dehydrated fruit, delays, diet pepsi lime, diets, digital art, drawing, editing, egg noodles, electric guitar, england, english, european football, fender, fender stratocaster, fender stratocasters, fiddler on the roof, film-making, flaming lips, flashlights, free money, freelance art, freelance writing, french language, frou frou, glowsticks, great britain, guitar, guitars, hair dye, happiness, heartless insults, heels, hilarity, honk, hot hot heat, humor, indesign cs4, intelligence, irregular choice, itunes, killing ants, kittens, laser pointers, led zeppelin, leroy, london, lotion, macaroni and cheese, macbook, macintosh, macintosh computers, making fun of david, manchester united, manolo blahnik, minnesota, miu miu, montmartre, music, nails, nerds, not-secret crushes, oil paints, online comics, online craziness, oranges, paris, phantom of the opera, photoshop, pink floyd, pirates, plotting revenge, prada, pumpkin pie, punching my brother, ramen noodles, random monologues, red, rent, rilo kiley, rollercoaster tycoon 3, scrubs, secret crushes, sex and the city, shoes, sitting by a fire, sketches, sleeping, snow, snowfall, soccer, solitude, sporks, staying up late, tattoos, teaching, the office, the word "ass", they might be giants, tic tacs, uk, united kingdom, video games, vogue, wacom, watercolors, website building, winter, writing, your mom, zach braff, zappos
External Services:
 | i_hollywould@livejournal.com | |
 | iamabeescientist |  |
 | delyera | |
 | delyera@hotmail.com | |
 | i.hollywould@gmail.com | |
Schools:
Pinewood Elementary School - Monticello, MN (1990 - 1992)Little Mountain Elementary School - Monticello, MN (1992 - 1997)
Monticello Middle School - Monticello, MN (1997 - 1999)
Monticello High School - Monticello, MN (1999 - 2003)
Winona State University - Winona, MN (2003 - present)
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